Self-control

Me: “I’m going to pour my cup of water on you.”
Cole: “You wouldn’t do that.”
Me: “I wouldn’t?”
Cole: “No, you wouldn’t.”
Me: “I WOULDN’T?!?!”
Cole: “NO. YOU WOULDN’T.”

I lift my cup above him and slowly start to tip it.

Me: “So, I wouldn’t?”
Cole: “Stop it. If you pour water on me then there will be water on the floor and you’ll probably make me clean it up then blame me for it.”
Me: “I’m not going to pour water on you only because there is a drought and I have self-control.”
Cole: “Oh? You have self-control? Since when?”
Me: “I always have self-control.”
Cole: “You almost never have self-control.”
Me: “I ALWAYS have self-control. I just choose to ignore it most of the time.”

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