It’s almost that time

My birthday is fast approaching (April 1st) and I want to give you some lead time this year to plan how you’re going to celebrate wherever you are. I want you to do something that makes you happy, eat something delicious or fancy or comforting, put on some 90’s hip hop and dance your ass off, rock the karaoke mic, see some theatre, go to a tiki bar, watch “Addams Family Values,” watch “Labyrinth,” support your local comic shop or independent book shop, do some volunteer work, take a run, go to the gym, eat some candy, eat some candy at the gym, bake something, write some snail mail, have some coffee, get dressed up (even if you don’t leave the house), get laid (bonus points for getting dressed up, getting laid, AND eating candy all at once), or think of your own thing to do that makes you happy or makes you think of me (possibly even both) on my birthday. And I’d love to hear what you did to celebrate!

Some of you who are reading this can’t do any of these things. It’s a struggle just to get out of the house, or to shower and put on pants. But I accept these as tribute as well. You showered for the first time that week? Gold fucking star and happy birthday to me! You rock!

Published in: on 02/25/2016 at 12:54 AM  Comments (1)  

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  1. […] I would like to remind you that my birthday is coming up (Friday, April 1st). For details on celebrating, see this post: It’s almost that time […]

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