Friend #1: My niece was just showing me some of her flower girl moves she’s been practicing for the wedding.

Me: Do they involve some pelvic thrusting and a little of this <does movement> the lawnmower or whatever?

Friend #2: Um, that’s the sprinkler, thank you.

Me: Fuck if I know. I certainly don’t do yard work.


Note: I wish I COULD do yard work because that would mean that I had a yard to work in and not live in a *cozy* apartment.

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