Animal Tricks

I was doing dishes while my boyfriend was making chicken nuggets. He used his teeth to dramatically tear open the package.

Me: “You’re an animal.”

bf: “YOU’RE an animal.” said in quite an accusatory and antagonistic way.

Me: “okay.”

bf: “You’re a reptile!”

Me: “Okay. What kind of reptile?”

bf: “You’re a gecko.”

Me: “A gecko? What the hell? Why do you pick the most boring reptile? Geckos don’t even do anything.”

bf: “Yes they do.”

Me: “No they don’t.”

bf: “Yes. They do.”

Me: “No, they really don’t.”

bf: Dead seriously, “They sell car insurance.”

Me: silence

Published in: on 01/01/2011 at 10:07 PM  Leave a Comment