Ah, the joys of apartment living

There’s a couple either in our apartment building or in the apartments next to us who like to have loud sex with their windows wide open so that everyone can hear. I don’t mind because it’s definitely preferable to the sounds of a baby crying. This couple likes spanking. Lots of loud, hard spanking. Sometimes it leads to some adult crying as well. Fun!

Each night I hear this it takes every fiber of my being to keep myself from leaning out our window and shouting, “WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU’VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON!”